I attended a church yesterday on Sunday, during the prayer, a member of the church touched my shoulder and said, "YOU WILL WALK".
I looked at him surprisingly and wondered why he would tell me such because I wasn't crippled, disabled or anything like that.
When I got out of the church, I discovered that my transport money had been stolen.
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