The race

One day, good news circulated around the testicle. Apparently,
the host and his wife had been talking about having kids. Well,
one young sperm decided that he would be the first one to the
egg, so he immediately began a rigorous exercise program to get
in prime condition for the upcoming race. He practiced for hours
a day, and soon had broken the record for laps around the
seminal vesicle.


Then, one day it was time to line up for the big race to the
egg. All the sperm lined up in the vas deferens, and the eager
sperm forced his way to the front of the pack. The go ahead was
given to start the race, and the marathon sperm shot far ahead
of all the rest. The others had just lost sight of him when he
suddenly turned around and started swimming upstream as fast as
he could.


As the others passed him they shouted "What's wrong?"
"BLOW JOB!!!!"