Captain Kirk and an away team, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in Washington D.C. right in the middle of Clinton's inaugural ball.After looking around, Kirk says: "Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down on this one."
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