A man was walking down the street by himself one afternoon when he was approached by a salesman. The salesman the says to him "would you like to buy some mouthwash for $300?"
The man says "absolutely not that's a terrible offer." And he walks away.
The salesman catches up to him and says "okay I'll give you a special deal, the mouthwash for $200?"
The man says "that's still the worst offer I've ever heard get away from me."
The salesman catches up with him again and says "okay, I see how that might've upset you, so I'm going to give you the brownies my wife gave me for my lunch, as an apology".
The man takes them and begins to eat, his face changes to grimace as he says "these taste like shit!"
The salesman says "it is shit, want to buy some mouthwash?"
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