The first reads "Hamburger: $5," the second reads "Cheeseburger: $6," and the third reads "Handjob: $10." As the man approached, a beautiful young woman dressed in an apron came out from the kitchen and asked coyly, "What can I do for you, hon?"
"Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" asked the trucker.
"Why yes," answered the woman with a knowing smile. "Yes I am."
"Well then go wash your fucking hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
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