* police - "We want to ask you a few questions about this robbery"
* Lochte - "Uh...I just want to put it behind me and go home sir"
* police - "Well we take this very seriously and want to take a report"
* Lochte -"Oh, okay...that's fine..."
* police - "Good, now tell us - what did these men look like?"
* Lochte -"What did they look like?? Well...I don't know...they looked Mexican!"
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