It is the day of the World Championship in Freestyle wrestling. Just before the Gold medal match, a coach is giving one last pep talk before his man goes on the match.
"O.k. This Russian is known as the best of all time. He has gone undefeated for 7 years now and it is all because of his famous Pretzel hold. If you can avoid it, you have a shot at beating him."
The wrestler nods and then walks out to the mat. The match starts and the man holds his own against this feared Russian, until he misses his shot and the Russian applies his famous hold. The coach buries his head into his hands, knowing that it is all over. Suddenly, there is a loud yell that echos across the arena and the crowd is roaring. The coach looks up to see that not only has his man escaped the hold, but he has evened pinned the Russian. After the awards ceremony and all the congratulations, the coach pulls his man aside and asks him
"How the hell did you manage to get out of that hold?"
The man is still visibly tired from the match, but he soon answers his coach.
"Well. As soon as I felt him grab my arm, I knew that the end was near. The next moment, I saw this bulge right in front of me and knew I had nothing to lose."
"Wait a minute." The coach interrupts. "You mean to tell me that you cheated in order to win?"
"Not exactly. I can tell you from first hand experience that you find out just how strong you are after you bite into your own sack."
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