A newlywed couple is laying in bed and the husband rolls over to the wife and says that the foundation of a good marriage is clear communication. He tells her that if she wants to have sex just reach over and tug on his cock 3 times. He also tells her that if she doesn't want to have sex reach over and tug on his cock 400 times
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