My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green.
But when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time the cheap bastard will buy me a diamond!
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