A mailman have worked for close to 30 years and is soon to retire. Everyone in the neighborhood he works with knows about it.
On his last day, a lady in one of the houses that he frequently drops off the mail to, invited him to come into her house. She cooked him a really nice breakfast, and afterwards invited him upstairs for some sexy time. After the deed is done, she gave him some money too.
The mailman said "what a good deed you have done for me on my last day. What did I do to deserve all this?". The lady said "Well, my husband said on your last day, I should 'cook him a nice breakfast. Also, fuck him, give him some money too'"
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