There was once a man who absolutely loved the colour red. Everything he owned was red. His house, his walls, his shoes, his fridge, everything.
Because of this obsession, he was a huge fan of sunbaking - not the tanning kind, the burning kind. He did love the colour red.
Not only this, he always did it in the nude; to become as red as possible, of course.
One day as he was sunbaking, a man was hit by a car at an intersection down the road.
The moral of the story is to never cross the road when the red man is flashing.
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