The Red Joke

One day, there was a red hotel run by Mrs. Red. On that day,
she had three boarders; Mr. Orange, Mr. White, and Mrs. Blue.
Each of the boarders had a red room with a red door, a red
keyhole, etc. That day, Mr. Orange left his room to request a
maid. He went out the red door, down the red steps, through the
red rec room, through the red dining room, through the red
kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red door to Mrs. Red's
room to ask for a maid. He was granted the wish and returned to
his red room going out the red door, down the red steps, through
the red kitchen, through the red dining room, through the red
rec room, and up the red steps. Next, Mr. White wanted to
request a special meal. He went out the red door, down the red
steps, through the red rec room, through the red dining room,
through the red kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red
door to Mrs. Red's room to ask for a special meal. He was
granted the wish and returned to his red room going out the red
door, down the red steps, through the red kitchen, through the
red dining room, through the red rec room, and up the red steps.
Next, Mrs. Blue wanted to complain about the absence of hot
water in her bathroom. She went out the red door, down the red
steps, through the red rec room, through the red dining room,
through the red kitchen, up the red stairs and opened the red
door to Mrs. Red's room to complain about the water. The water
was fixed and she returned to her red room going out the red
door, down the red steps, through the red kitchen, through the
red dining room, through the red rec room, and up the red steps.
The next morning, breakfast time came. Mr. Orange came down the
red stairs, through the red dining room, through the red rec
room to the red kitchen. He got out a red bowl, a red spoon,
some red milk, and red Cheerios. He poured the red milk and the
red Cheerios into the red bowl and used the red spoon to eat
every bit. When he was finished, he washed the red bowl and the
red spoon. He put the red Cheerios and the red milk where they
belonged. He went back through the red dining room, the red rec
room, up the red stairs, and back to his red room. Next, Mr.
White came down for breakfast. He came down the red stairs,
through the red dining room, through the red rec room to the red
kitchen. He got out a red bowl, a red spoon, some red milk, and
red Frosted Flakes. He poured the red milk and the red Frosted
Flakes into the red bowl and used the red spoon to eat every
bit. When he was finished, he washed the red bowl and the red
spoon. He put the red Frosted Flakes and the red milk where
they belonged. He went back through the red dining room, the
red rec room, up the red stairs, and back to his red room.
Finally, Mrs. Blue wanted breakfast. She came down the red
stairs, through the red dining room, through the red rec room to
the red kitchen. She got out a red bowl, a red spoon, some red
milk, and red Cheerios. She poured the red milk and the red
Cheerios into the red bowl and used the red spoon to eat every
bit. When she was finished, she washed the red bowl and the red
spoon. She put the red Cheerios and the red milk where they
belonged. She went back through the red dining room, the red
rec room, up the red stairs, and back to her red room. The
moral of this story is that two out of three people prefer
Cheerios over Frosted Flakes.