The recognition

One evening, three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite
sport would be. The first decides on football, because of all those gorgeous
guys bending over in their tight pants.


"Definitely wrestling," sighs the second gay guy. "Those skimpy little
costumes, and think of the holds!"


"Definitely baseball," says the third gay guy.


"Why?" asked the other two guys.


Well, I'd be pitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a line drive
right to me. I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys rounded
the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, screaming, 'Throw the
ball, you c**k-sucker!' And, that's what I like - The recognition."