A rabbit was running full speed trying to get away from a wolf. After several minutes of running, the rabbit loses the wolf but he continues his full speed run. As he keeps looking back to make sure the wolf does not reappear, the rabbit does not realize that there is a porcupine casually walking in the area and comes into a head-on collision with the porcupine.
They both passed out and after a couple hours they wake up not having a clue of what happened or who they were. The rabbit asks the procupine: "what happened? Who am I? What am I doing here?" And the porcupine replies: "I have no I idea, I don't even remember who I am!"
After several minutes of thinking the rabbit says: "OK, I got it! Just describe me and maybe I will remember who I am, and I will do the same to you"
The porcupine agreed and proceeded to describe the rabbit's features: " Well, you're a little taller than me, you have long ears, your eyes are red, and you have beautiful soft white hair."
"I GOT IT" Replied the rabbit with great joy, "I AM A RABBIT!"
"Good job! Now please describe me so I can remember who I am" said the porcupine.
And the rabbit says: "Well, hmmm. You are short, you have brown eyes and your hair is brown and spikey."
FUCK!!! Yelled the porcupine with a very upset tone. "I'M FUCKING MEXICAN!"
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