...a game at which the Queen excels, and is consistently victorious. This time however, the Queen Mother is determined to win at long last.
It is the Queen Mother's turn to decide, and she sits in front of the blank piece of paper for a long while, considering what unexpected riddle she might procure in order to perplex her daughter. After a long moment of deliberation, the Queen Mother’s cataract-ridden eyes shine with newfound excitement once again. She looks slyly at her daughter, and covering the piece of paper carefully with her forearm, and stifling a giggle, she writes on the paper “Big Black Cock” practically already gloating in her victory.
She throws her daughter a victorious look as she folds the sheet and hides it among her skirts.
“Very well,” says the Queen Mother, “we are ready to proceed.”
The Queen considers for a moment, before asking her first question:
“Can one eat it?”
The Queen Mother hesitates for a moment, considering.
“Well… well yes, I suppose one can…”
“Is it a big black cock?”
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