Two men were sitting around chatting, when the topic of slips of the tongue came up.
The first man said: "The other day I was at the airport, and the girl at the desk was a gorgeous redhead with a D-cup in a *very* tight sweater. What I meant to say was: I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh. What *slipped out* was: I'd like two pickets to *Titsburg*. It was embarrassing as hell."
They both had a good chuckle, then the second man said: "I had the same thing happen to me last night! Me and my wife were having dinner, and I meant to say: Would you please pass the potatoes. But what slipped out was: *You bitch, you've ruined my life!*"
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