The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"

How do bees get...

How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

I tried to...

She said stop

Little Jimmy is...

One day Little Jimmy has a dentist appointment. The appointment is during...

A Priest and a...

A limerick for ya... _A prep school had come into view..._ _"Yo...

Admitting the...

One of my teachers always jokes around with us and during class and all the...

Knock Knock Who's...

Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

A teacher asks...

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little...

Typical Johnny

Teacher asks the class if they can think of a sentence with the word...

Elf School

Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet!

Little Johnny...

Little Johnny says to the teacher.. Miss, Miss I need to do a piss! The...