The prince, after a long and arduous battle, slew the dragon. He then ascends the mountain to an ominous castle holding the damsel. The prince makes his way to her room to rescue her. He enters and asks

Lazy Weather

Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up? A: Fog!

Making Amends...

After hearing a sermon on Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the...

Thieves had...

Those dirty bastards.

Yo mamma's ghost...

...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost...

Worries about a risk

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several...

Titanium Legs

There was an old lady with titanium legs walking down the beach on her...

My shelf has been...

it might be a Geiger counter

A retired...

A retired sergeant was asked: Well, how do you like civilian life? Terrible,...

RICK AND MORTY...

Just not in this dimension..

If Jesus played...

Not on the wing, he doesn't do well with crosses.