The President's birthday

A few days before his birthday, the Senate realizes they forgot to get the President a present for his birthday.

They get together and someone remembers he's been talking about how he wants a new customized Presidential limo, and so they all pitch in to buy him a new one.

But as they put in the order, one of the Republican senators sneakily puts in a special request for a custom paint job before anyone else realizes.

It arrives the day before his birthday tightly shrink wrapped. The senators lead Obama into the chamber and then quickly peel off the wrap.

Before him is a bright red limo with a yellow hammer and sickle painted on the side. Mortified by their colleagues' trickery, the Democrats quickly wrap it back up and send it back to be repainted.

Reluctantly, Obama comes back to the chamber a few days later to see the new car. Once again, the shrink wrap is peeled off, revealing a nicely painted black limo.

And that was how the Republicans were finally able to get Obamacar repeeled.