"Ugh, our space is too cramped, and I'm sick of listening to him brag! He takes anything as an excuse for self-promotion!"
Said another, "I know! It's all 'we have the best' this, and 'Yuuuuge' that! I want off!"
"I bet anyone $1000 I'll be off this plane in 30 minutes" said Steve from Huffpo. The rest of the reporters quickly took him up on the bet. Just then they were all called to dine with the President.
"How about a blessing?" asked reuters.
" I give the best blessings. Yuuuge, ask God He'll tell you!"
"This is nice china" said AP
"I make the best deals with China, YUUUGE deals, I'm always beating China!"
"I ran a 5k last weekend" said The Chicago Sun Tribune.
"I play the BEST hardball with Iran, I'm making YUUUGE demands!"
"I'm having trouble with the ketchup. Hey Trump, can you give me a *hand*?"
As he floated to earth with his parachute, Steve wondered how he would collect all that money from his bet with the press pool.
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