He is shown around first by a nurse so he can inspect the facilities.
On his way, he hears orgasmic groans coming from a nearby room.
He goes to the room to investigate and, upon arriving, finds that a man is masturbating on the bed.
He asks the nurse "Why is that man doing that?"
The nurse replies "Oh, he's got a severe disorder. If he doesn't relieve himself every few hours, his testes will cease to function permanently."
"That's terrible..." the president said as they continued on. Soon after, though, he begins to hear those sounds again.
He looks in another room and sees a nurse giving a man a blowjob.
Shocked, the president asks his escort "Why is that nurse giving that man a blowjob?!"
"Same disorder, better insurance."
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