Dining out in a fancy Beverly Hills restaurant means you occasionally run into the odd celebrity or two. So during one meal, who should show up but rapper 50 Cent. When the waiter asked for the drink orders, 50 asks for a "grapefruit soda."
When the drinks arrive, 50 Cent is clearly upset, "What the hell is this supposed to be?"
"A grapefruit soda like you requested, sir," the waiter relies, clearly confused.
"Then why isn't it purple!?"
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