The president has a long lost sister, Mallory Obama.

Mallory grew up in less fortunate circumstances than her brother, in a poor household in New Orleans. However, later in life, she became renowned as one of the best prostitutes, with the biggest heart of gold, in all of Dixie.

Now, throughout the South, you can still hear the good ole boys singing about *Sweet Ho Mal Obama*.

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