A young bloke working in the mines in the Pilbara goes to see the onsite doctor with a little problem.
The doctor asks, "What's the trouble, son?"
The young bloke says, "Doc, I've got this weird lump under my foreskin."
"Right," says the doctor, "whip it out and let's have a look."
The young bloke does as instructed. The doctor begins to roll back the foreskin when he discovers a lump of chewing gum stuck there.
"What the hell is this?" growls the doctor.
"Oh," says the young bloke with relief, "that's where I left it! I put it there for safe keeping because I don't have any pockets in my shorts and it's too hot to wear a shirt underground."
Thoroughly disgusted, the doctor decides to examine the foreskin a little further when he discovers another lump of chewing gum just millimetres behind the first one.
"What the bloody hell is this?!" he roars.
"Oh, that's me best mate's chewing gum. He's Jewish......."
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