Now I Lay MeDown to Study,I Pray the Lord IWon't Go Nutty.If I Should Fail toLearn this Junk,I Pray the Lord I Will Not Flunk.But If I Do, Don't Pity Me at All,Just Lay My Bones In the Study Hall.Tell My Prof I Did My Best,Then Pile MyBooks upon My Chest.Now I Lay MeDown to Rest,And Pray I'll PassTomorrow's Test.If I Should Die Before I Wake,That's One less Test I'll Have to Take.
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