So I came home from school, one day when I was thirteen. I said to my father "guess what, guess what?" He said "what's up what's up?"
I says "I had sex for the very first time today."
"That's great boy! How was it?"
"It was great dad! And as soon as my asshole stops bleeding I'm gonna do it all over again!"
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