Its Christmas Eve and Santa comes down the chimney and sees a hot girl sitting there. She says "Santa, please stay. Santa says " ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta deliver presents to the children I know." So she takes off her shirt and pants and says "Santa please stay." Santa says " ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta deliver presents to the children I know." So she takes off her bra and panties and says " Santa please stay." Santa says " hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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