The planets daily human ejaculate fills approximately 61 swimming pools

I got curious, did the math. I had to make assumptions, forgive me. Average load of 4 cubic cm, 3.5 billion men, 50% of them cum once a day, 20x40 swimming pool is 30,000 gallons.

The only thing more mind boggling than 61 swimming pools full of cum is how your mother manages to guzzle it down every night ;)

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