"Alright everyone, we will be taking off in a minute, please remain seated.", he says.
After taking off, the pilot forgot the microphone on.
"Know what I want now?", says the co-pilot, "a cup of coffee and a woman to suck my dick".
Noticing the problem with the mic, one of the attendants bolts off to warn them.
While she ran, someone on the back seats yells "Don't forget the coffee!"
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