Planes were waiting to take of at LAX. Been waiting for some time when a pilot radioed, "I'm fucking bored."
The tower immediately responded tersely with, "pilot who just made that comment, identify yourself."
After a few moments the tower heard, "I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid."
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