Theres this guy who sells knives by acsident he thruw a k nife down a building and it cuts of a guys dick and then the guys dick falls into green paint and i t fell into a pickle jar and a lady bought that jar she ate all of them and she came back and she said all those pickles where delicous especialy the hairy one.
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