a woman found a magic lamp and she rubbed it and a genie appeared. He said "i will grant you one wish." The woman had a map with her and said "i want the war to end in this part of the Middle East, and for it to end in peace." The genie looked at the woman and said that, that wish was nearly impossible. The genie said to think of another wish. "Well then, can you give me the perfect man??" The genie just looked at her and said "Which part of the Middle East?"
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