The doctor approaches the man, "I have some terrible news. Your wife is paralyzed from the neck down. From here on out, you will need to feed her, clothe her, help her go to the bathroom, maybe even help her breathe... you will need to care for her every minute of the day." The man is taken aback, "oh my god, this is terrible!" The doctor pauses, and with a smirk replies, "oh I'm just kidding, she's dead."
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