A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, "If anything goes
wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said,
"Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out and saved him.
He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.
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