The paper boy is going around collecting money from customers. When he gets to mrs Johnson's house he asks for the five dollars for last weeks papers. She says "I don't have five dollars would you trade for sex?"
The paper boy says that would be fine and they head upstairs. He then pulls out the biggest pecker mrs Johnson has ever seen. He proceeded to slide a bunch of washers on it.
Mrs Johnson puzzled at first giggled and said "oh don't you worry I can handle all of that.
The paper boy looked her square in the eye and said "not for five dollars you won't!
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