An old man took his grandson to town but ran into some old friends playing poker and decided to join them.
His grandson asked, "Can I play too?"
The old man said, "Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?"
The boy replied, "No."
The grandfather then said, "Then you aren't old enough. Why don't you play in that arcade next door."
So after a while, the kid returned and said, "Grandpa! They had a contest there and I won $50,000! I can't wait to spend it!"
The old man replied, "Wooh! That's a lot of money! You're gonna share it with your old gramps aren't you?"
The kid asked, "Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?"
The grandpa chuckled and said "Of course it is, I'm an old man."
"Then go fuck yourself."
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