A very old, decrepit old man walked into the catholic church and sat down in a confessional. A priest greeted the old man who proceeded to tell the priest about this beautiful young woman he had met and was having so much fun with. They were partying and spending the night in each other arms and he was just having the best time in the world. So the priest asked him if he and this lady were married. "Oh no, we're not married," he said. So the priest said, "okay, say 7 Hail Mary's ..." and the old man said, "What's a Hail Mary?" The priest said, "Aren't you catholic?" to which the man replied that he was not. So the priest asked what he was doing there then, and the man said, "Oh, I'm telling everybody."
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