The old couple at the divorce Lawyer's office:
«So - let me get this straight: You're both way over 90 years old, you've been married more than 70 years - why? Why would you want to get a divorce? »
The old couple: «Well, we wanted to this earlier, but then we decided to wait until the kids are dead.»
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