once upon a time there was an old married couple they had been married for 50 years and it was they're anniversary it's our anniversary said the little old lady and I will grant you one wish' so the little old man thought of his wish and then he said "give me a blowjob" and the little old lady agreed afterwards the little old man asked "now is there anything I can grant you?""give me a kiss!"
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