Gil says to his buddy Del, "Want to see my new tattoo?"
"Sure," says Del.
"It's on my butt, Del," whispers Gil. "Quite near my asshole."
"Gross," belched Del. Gil pulled down his pants, then his underpants.
"I don't see it, Gil. What the fuck is wrong with you," asked Del?
"Get closer," cooed Gil. Del got down on his knees and went in for a closer look. Gil ripped a giant bare assed fart right in Del's face.
"HAHAHAHHAHAJAHHAHHAHAHAHAH. I farted in your face! I farted in your fucking face," howled Gil through hysterical laughter. Del felt sick and started puking all over Gil's new carpet. Then he went home for a nap.
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