A new cock is coming to the farm. The old cock sais - "well look, you can have all of the hens, just these 10 over there are mine and I want to keep then."
"no, **I** am the new cock heere, I'll take them all"
"So, lets make a race, who is first at the barn over there gets them all" and is already running - the new cock trying to follow.
suddenly, a loud BOOOM and the new cock falls down dead.
In the door stands the farmer with the smoking rifle in his hands, saying
"strange, that's the third gay cock I had to shoot"
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