A guy just bought a new motorbike. While leaving, the salesman tells him to apply vaseline if the bike gets wet the first time. The guy calls his girlfriend to make sure she is home to surprise her with the motorbike.
The whole family of the girlfriend is just about to finish eating dinner and the mother asks if someone else could do the dishes and because no one answers she says: "OK, the first who says a word has to do the dishes!"
The daughters boyfriend arrives and rings the doorbell. He enters but no one says a word, no greeting nothing. Everyone just sits in the living room. So he starts kissing his girlfriend in front of everyone. No reaction from anyone. He starts fondling her breasts. Nothing. He undresses her and fucks her in front of everyone. Still no reaction.
He takes a look at his girlfriend's mother - she looks great for her age. So he starts making out with her as well. When he is done with her he takes a look out of the window and notices that it was raining. So he grabs the tube of vaseline - in panic the father screams "OK, OK, OK. I'll do the dishes!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.