An old man just fulfilled his lifelong dream.

It's Friday evening. An old man just fulfilled his lifelong dream and bought a Lamborghini.
Driving it on the highway for the first time, he ignores all the speed limits, and goes ~150 mph. In his side-view mirror he suddenly sees a police car approaching. Thinking "they're not gonna get me", he goes even faster. 160, 170...but then thinks to himself: "Dude, stop it. You're 76, and shouldn't be doing shit like this." He pulls over to the side and stops.

The police officer approaches him and says: "Listen, my shift is over in about 20 minutes, and I'm ready for the weekend. If you give me an excuse I've never heard before, I'll let you go without a speeding ticket."
The old man replies: "About 10 years ago, my wife left me for a police officer. I was worried you wanted to bring her back."

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