A mother is watching tv when one of her children comes and asks her: "Mommy, why am I named feather?" The mom replies, "Because when you were born, a feather landed on your head.
A bit later comes another of the mothers children. "Mom, why am I named leaf?" "Because a leaf landed on your head when you were born" The mother replies.
Some time goes by, and the third kid comes in and says. "Bahwajd hawabah hoamoeah hdbdkek." And the mother replies. "Be quiet refrigerator"
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