The most romantic first line, and least romantic second line.

- I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But keep the paper bag upon your face.
- I thought I could love no other -
That is, until I met your brother.
- I love your smile, your face, your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- My love, you take my breath away.
What've you stepped in to smell this way?
- My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe, "Go to Hell."
- I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why, I wake up creaming.
- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
- What inspired the amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime.