1)I got into a fight with a paraplegic guy the other day. Now I know what your thinking, but don't worry, I won.
But when the fight was over and his friends were dusting him off and putting him back into his little wicker basket he yelled to me, "You know one day when were both dead and in heaven, I'm gonna be able to walk. And on that day I'm gonna kick your ass and not even GOD will care because of what happened here today."
Well I turned and looked at him and said, "There are 2 problems with that statement: 1) I just kicked the shit out of a paraplegic, so I won't be going to heaven. 2) It's a stairway not a ramp."
2)Why are there no black astronauts?
There lips explode at 50,000 feet.
3)My parents are sending me to camp concentration this summer; I hear they have great showers.
4)How do you fix your wife's watch if it breaks? You don't there's a clock on the stove.
Ok I got it started, lets see who can top me with something spectacularly offensive.
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