What's 12 inches long, stiff, pink, and makes a woman scream like nothing else in this world?
...Cot death.
Okay, let's hear yours. Most atrocious, despicable gags you've got. I'm not talking about 'dead baby jokes' here, I mean the real grisly, nasty stuff.
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