What's worse than an abortion?
One dead baby.
What's worse than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's worse than two dead babies?
A garbage truck full of 'em.
What's worse than that?
One alive at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
Having to eat it's way out to survive.
What's worse than that!?
Falling back in for seconds.
What could possibly be worse than that?
Turning on the trash compactor.
How do you clean up the mess?
With nacho chips.
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