A milkman is on his normal route. One of his regular customers, a gorgeous woman, opens the door in nothing but a sheer nightie. she motions for him to come inside. Which he happily does. She leads him into the bathroom where she disrobes and gets into the bathtub. She tells him she has always had a fantasy about bathing in milk.
"Do you want that milk to be pasteurized?" He asks
"No" she replies, "just up to my tits is fine"
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