There once was a Mexican magician, his name was Juan. He was known throughout the country as Juan the Magician. Everyone was always amazed by his dazzling performances, and his shows always sold out. He was nearing the end of his career, and would retire the following summer after one last performance. One summer night, he would perform his secret and final trick.
Juan's final show was amazing, and the night went on without any trouble. It was near the end of the show, and everyone was getting ready to leave. Suddenly, Juan shouted,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. I have one last spectacular trick to show you all. I have been saving this for the end of my legacy. However, I need your assistance. I need you to count to three with me."
Crowd/Juan: "UNO, DOS..."
Suddenly, a thick cloud of smoke encircled Juan. No one could see what was going on. After a minute of confusion, the air finally cleared. The magician was nowhere to be found. To this day, no one knows what happened to Juan.
He is forever known as..
The only Juan who disappeared without a tres.
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